The Dumber Computer
By You & Robot
There was once a computer that was so dumb, it made all the other computers look smart. This computer was so dumb, it couldn't even turn on by itself. The people who owned it had to keep pressing the power button every time they wanted to use it.
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This computer was so dumb, it couldn't even connect to the internet. The people who owned it had to use a separate computer just to get online.
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This computer was so dumb, it couldn't even play music. The people who owned it had to use a separate stereo just to listen to music.
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One day, the people who owned the computer decided they'd had enough. They took the computer to the dump and left it there.
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The computer was so dumb, it didn't even know it had been abandoned. It sat in the dump, waiting for the people to come back and press the power button.
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