There once was a man named Matt who had a giant penis. His penis was so big that it was almost comical. Matt was always worried that people would laugh at him because of his giant penis, so he tried to keep it hidden as much as possible.

One day, Matt met a woman who was also very self-conscious about her body. The woman had a giant mole on her face, and she was so embarrassed by it that she never left her house. Matt and the woman hit it off, and they decided to go on a date.

Matt was so nervous about his giant penis that he decided to hide it in his pocket. Unfortunately, his penis was so big that it wouldn't fit in his pocket. Matt tried to keep his penis hidden as best as he could, but eventually it started to peek out.