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Once upon a time, there was a man who loved spreading joy by humping and belly button licking.
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He would go around town, making everyone laugh and giggle with his silly antics.
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But not everyone understood his ways. One day, a lady scolded him for his behavior.
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The man explained that he just wanted to spread happiness and make people smile, even if it was a little silly.
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The town soon realized that the man's intentions were pure, and they joined in on the fun, dancing and laughing together.
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The man's positive energy spread throughout the town, like a rainbow shining brightly after a storm.
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From that day on, the man continued to spread joy, not by humping or belly button licking, but with warm hugs and kind words.
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And the town was forever grateful for the man who taught them that spreading love and happiness was the greatest gift of all.
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