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Once upon a time, the gingham dog and the calico cat sat together on a table, wide awake and ready for an adventure.
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The old Dutch clock and the Chinese plate watched anxiously, knowing a spat was about to happen between the dog and cat.
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The gingham dog barked, "Bow-wow-wow!" and the calico cat replied with a loud "Mee-ow!", starting the chaos.
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Bits of gingham and calico flew everywhere as the dog and cat tumbled around in a fierce battle, causing quite a mess.
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The old Dutch clock covered its face in the chimney-place, dreading the noisy family row that the dog and cat caused.
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The Chinese plate looked very blue and worried, wondering how to stop the fight between the gingham dog and the calico cat.
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The next morning, the dog and cat were nowhere to be found, leading some to believe they had been stolen away.
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In reality, the gingham dog and the calico cat had eaten each other up, leaving no trace behind except the old Dutch clock's account.
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